Life's crazyness wrapped in a wall of text

Tweety me.

Work work.

In the meantime, get yourself entertained by Cyanide and Happiness!

Bored? Try going to Bash.org for a good laugh. It’s a database for mIRC (a chat program) quotes. Here are a few brilliant ones.

Warning: Some (many) of these might not be suited for work! (NSFW) No imagery, but still, you’ve been warned!

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
–> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<– Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
<NES> I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
<NES> “getting my song back fucker”

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

Many more at Bash!

Lev.

MSN is quite the only IM I use regularly. I also have an AIM account but I can’t be reached often there. So, today, I’ve downloaded Windows Live Messenger 9.0 Beta (I got an email regarding this). It has gone through a major layout change if you compare it with Windows Live Messenger 8.5 or lower. The biggest addition would be the allowance of using .gif (animated) images, they actually move now! However, your contact must have 9.0 as well to see them moving so it might still take a while before your .gif files actually come to use. Another addition is assigning different sounds to different contacts. Yeah, not very exciting. Other than these things, not much can be said about the new MSN. I won’t switch back to 8.5 though, it’s good eye candy. ; ) See for yourself here.

Oh, one disadvantage: MSN Plus! (logs, tabbed chatting (they still didn’t implement that?!)) doesn’t work on it yet. But I’m sure it’s going to be released very soon.

Some screenshots below:

Lev.

Google has many, many projects running. One of them includes Google Chrome (previously known as Chronium), their webbrowser. I’ve been using it for a month now and it’s quite good actually. Before Chrome, I’ve always used Firefox due to its speed, tabbed browsing and safety. However, I get the feeling Chrome is faster (it boots faster, for me), has the same easy tabbed browsing and decent security (I heard Firefox was better at that). A few other features are the ‘most visited’ page where you can easily access your favorite pages, downloads are seperate on each page and my favorite feature: typing an adress in your bar will make it search in Google for relevant links or earlier visited links. For example, when I want to go to IMDB, I only need to type the ‘i’ and voila, imdb shows up immediately. This makes browsing so much quicker and more convenient. However, Chrome is not without bugs. It’s still in its beta phase and you can experience problems with it. I haven’t yet. Try it out at Google Chrome.